I want to wish a Happy Thanksgiving to all of those that we cannot be with or see this holiday weekend. I hope that you have a chance to enjoy the company of friends and family. Let’s be thankful for the many blessings that we do have and remember the things that are most important to us.
(pauses for a moment of reflection)
Of course, what Thanksgiving is complete without football. (Kind of sad, now that I think about it.) But while you won’t get John Madden broadcasting one of your football games today (you do realize he’s at NBC, now, right?), I will leave you with this impersonation of John Madden — by Frank Caliendo on the Letterman show.